Non productive and non work related things that I have been paid entirely too much to do

Again, no jokes. All while on desk.

1. G-chat pounce on anyone and everyone who signs-on
2. Facebook more in a single shift than I have in the past 6 months combined
3. Watch the Colbert Report
4. Book a flight to Salt Lake City
5. Priceline negotiate for hotels
6. Balance my check book
7. Troll the interwebs for travel deals
8. Make a priority list of places to travel over the next 5 years
9. Find awesome recipes to try
10. Made lesson plans for the Fall Library Literacy Class
11. Read 6 different articles on the art of packing light and living for over 2 weeks on what can be held in a carry-on.
12. Blog
13. Do Rosetta Stone lessons
14. www.google.com/pacman
15. Texting
16. Finding and printing sight-reading and ear training resources