Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Dear four people who read this blog:

Do you actually *read* this blog?  Because I'm posting at a record high volume and I have but one commment for the entire year.  I am tragically sad.  Tragically.  I suppose that my boring life is and its corresponding blog is of little or no consequence; perhaps you have no time for such trivial matters that bear no real consequence on your life, perchance your link has broken.

But, no.  In any of these cases, I have but one plausible recourse: to stop telling you about my boring life, and simply relate work-related drama.  It will be like the Office, Library edition: the Blog.

Awkward!Toby is trying to befriend my brother.  At least, that what I have come to believe.  His unnatural interest in FauxRockBro and his "band" is, well, unnatural, as well as occuring in unnaturally high levels.  He has a puppy--well, it's his mother's really--that reminds me of a tribble.  Must look into this further.

MissM is a dating machine.  She has had 5 dates in the past week.  One guy is the brother of a friend, so she feels that she should go on more than just one date.  People pitch her as a potential date by saying "Do you wanna go on a date with MissM?  She has big boobs."  It's true--on both counts.  One of her dates was dinner and bowling.  MissT asked "Are you in high school?" And without giving MissM a chance to properly show or respond to her indignation, I asked: "Are you wearing cute butt pants?  Cause bowling is just a way for him to stare at your ass all night without you or your mom being able to scold or slap him for it."

$port's face/head was photoshopped onto the body of Robin.  Great picture.  So many jokes...
After printing off a full color copy.
StiffNeck: Where should we hang this?
MissT:  Where should we not?
ATeam: I'm thinking every staff door.
Me: I'm thinking the windows...
MissT: Does he have a girlfriend we can email this to?
Me: I can post it on the campuswide forum site.

Love!
~me

P.S. ~ If you would like your own copy of Robin $port, let me know and I'll email it to you.

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