Omg, I know her!

So, for fun, I clicked on a link that said "Confirm your Polling Place Here"

I entered my address, and Thank God, they told me that where I thought I was polling is, in fact, where I am polling.  What's creepy, however, is this screenshot--which I have altered in the interest of PRIVACY:

Take friends and neighbors to the polls

Here are some folks in your area that you can take with you when you vote.

• Kimberly Polite

  1945 Iowa St

  Phone: ***-555-3340

• Nathaniel Richardson

  1935 Floyd St

• Rita Alma

  3943 Mallory Ave

  Phone: ***-555-5959

• Linda Smith

  4001 Groveland Ave

  Phone: ***-555-6415

• Nicole Rypma

  3832 Boone Ave

  Phone: ***-555-2046

Seriously, internet?  Seriously?  I am seething with hatred at your stupidity.  Also, why would I pick-up my neighbors to go and vote?  Do you have any idea how many of my neighbors are old and crochety?

But, on a happier note, part of my brain went "Nicole Rypma!  OMG, I totally love her!"