Geese a' laying

Merry Sixth Day of Christmas!!!! Sorry about the hiatus, but, you know how life is! Today is the day that we learn about the 6 days of creation. No, really, we do. It's all here...and from what my Grandma said during Christmas vacation when I got dumped at her house for 8 years of childhood...

As a special treat: This video...sorry I couldn't embed it.

Look for my Mary, Mother of God post, as well as New Year's Eve Shenanigans! w00t!

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IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHRISTMAS, I say!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what you should do at midnight? Watch me on Midnight Mass.

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sing it, Frank.

funny story

I have a new favorite Christmas song...shocker alert...it is . . .secular.
::Cue eerie music effects::

Also, has anyone seen this movie? I think I am grateful to my parents for not letting me be terrified by it as a child. My only knowledge of this before listening to Christmas music this year is that Arnold Schwarzenegger--err, rather, Mr. Freeze-- makes his henchmen sing along to it in his hide-out in Batman and Robin...

Dear Monday,

I find it quite saddening that so many hate you. Vehemently, even.

Personally, I have nothing against you. I know that it is not your fault. Someone has to kick-off the work week, and I think you do it well.

Thanks for letting me have choir today. That was a good idea.

Okay, see you next week!
~me.

P.S.- Could you let Friday know that I want to see The Princes and the Frog, so I need show times. I have that day off! kaythxbai!

And yet--

Well kids, it seems that I can find something to complain about no matter what state I am in.

After weeks of trying, I finally gained my 5 (actually 7!!! so hopefully 5 will stick around) pounds! Hurrah!! The problem? I still don't fit into a pair of pants that I really like. I think at this point I am staring in the face of such ludicrousness that I must simply donate said pants to charity...or MMMono.

In other news, I inadvertently agreed to go on a date with someone. The fact that this was a date did not dawn on me until after I had given him my number, agreed on a day time and activity, and proceeded to hug goodbye and drive myself home. You would think that I would have learned by now...we'll see how this pans out...be on alert for texts requiring you to call me with an emergency. Or you could all just come and I could not even actually go on a date.

Please? I'll buy!

Time out

Okay. It finally happened. I made a drunk dial that I cannot laugh about with the person the next day. Crap. I can safely say that I have never been so embarrassed.

Mhmm

I have come to the realization that I have never been in a fun choir. Don't take that the wrong way--I **have** fun in choir, but I've never been in a choir that exists to entertain and have fun. Like a show choir. I feel like I might be missing something...something rather important. Or just wonderful. Either way:

Hope...

GUESS WHAT I AM DOING ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S RIGHT--INTERVIEWING!!!!!!!! FOR A LIBRARIAN POSITION!!!!!!!!!!

SO. EXCITED.

Abstained...

ABFW did not go to the work Christmas party...scandalous! MMMono went with me...and I am guessing that she had a good time based on the amount of giggling. Either that or, she was very, very, quite a lot nervous. I'm going with the former.

Also, I am now NEVER consuming alcohol again. Because of this PSA...

All the world's full of stages

I saw The Complete Works of Shakespeare: Abridged tonight. It was actually quite good, though it's getting to be a bit dated. They referenced Next Gingrich. I'm pretty sure that was during the Clinton administration...you know, when I was in middle school.

I have decided that I need new new friends--the current new friends are simply not up to snuff. On the advice of $port, I will "Craig's list that shit". Made me feel better about life--'twas grand.

Awesome Aussie gift idea: a picture of us. Oh, wait; that doesn't exist.